Tuesday, May 19, 2015

10 QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORS

1. How was your childhood
2. Who hurt you
3. Do you own any shoes that are not steel toed boots
4. Are you training for a marathon in your living room
5. Does your god punish you if you do not move all of the furniture in your apartment at least once a week
6. How does screaming at the top of your lungs feel
7. Why do you hate us
8. Did you know that there is a park literally less than a quarter mile away from our complex
9. Have you ever heard of quiet reading time, or naps, or actually leaving your apartment to experience life
10. ARE YOU PLAYING JUMANJI

And just one question for those of you living in houses in quiet neighborhoods: do you want to switch

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