2. Walking Dead and American Horror Story are both back on in less than a week #blessed
3. DON'T BUY WALMART COSTUMES
4. Have a pumpkin spice latte as often as possible (Chris says they contain a known carcinogenic but I'm just like LOL basic white girl to the death)
5. If you're going to any haunted things and you get scared, tuck your head in and just start throwing elbows
6. Bonus: if it's one of those tents in the mall parking lot you can literally just tear the Velcro edge of the tent open and climb out (personal experience)
7. A good way to troll someone you hate in your household is to buy one of those Exorcist Linda Blair animatronics from the Halloween store and set it up in their bed (not recommended for those with a history of heart problems) (Chris has joked about doing this to me, so if he is found dead in the next couple of weeks, you know what happened and I will be in Mexico)
8. I am not exactly the hugest Disneyland fan in the world, but if you're in the area and have a spare $50, they throw an awesome Halloween party. Family friendly, no lines for rides, dope fireworks show, sweet costumes everywhere (it's like a Halloween Comic-Con) and unlimited amounts of candy. You could literally fill up an entire wheelbarrow, per person
9. Actually pumpkin spice everything is great
10. If you don't like Halloween, who are you even
And here's a picture of me and my cat getting excited for everything
Happy October!
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